Expand Your Mind: Nobel "Peace" of Garbage

Friday, October 9, 2009

Nobel "Peace" of Garbage

On September 11, 2001, I turned on the TV to see what looked like an abstract picture that made no sense. One of the World Trade Towers was on fire and the other was gone. Someone was giving a report but it sounded like “Blah blah blah” to me. I was transfixed on the image that didn’t make any sense. Fast forward to this morning. Some story was being reported on CNN but all I could focus on was the box in red below: President Obama has just won the Nobel Peace Prize. After I got over the shock, I started laughing.

When I was 13, the award went to Anwar Sadat of Egypt and Menachem Begin of Israel for negotiating peace between their two countries. The next year, Mother Teresa won it for work with the poor, sick, and dying in India. Back then, the Nobel Committee cared about results. Today’s award was akin to giving out trophies to kids who just signed up to play AYSO soccer before the season even started. I bet the guy who won for Science just rubbed two sticks together and made FIRE. Was President Obama awarded for his magnificent (We Are the World) rhetoric, great many speeches, and TV appearances and magazine covers? Doubt it—it’s because he’s not George W. Bush. Fear not, this all happened for J-Lo (sans rhetoric and speeches) and everyone got sick of her, too.

Just yesterday, the Obama Administration was having meetings on what to do about the WAR in Afghanistan. By his accepting this “prestigious” award has the Nobel Committee hamstrung the President? It was bad enough President “I will listen to my generals on the ground for real answers , not just what I want to hear” is hemming and hawing on giving General McChrystal the additional soldiers he has requested to fight Al Qaeda and the Taliban. Now he has to worry about being President of the World. I daresay it makes me laugh. Instead of troops, he can send Afghanistan 40,000 blankets—winter will be there soon.

Today the Nobel Committee gave an award for HOPE and CHANGE. Without accomplishing very much, the President HOPE’s to do things to advance peace by doing things that will make America weaker. A weaker America will allow CHANGE for the worse. There will come a day in the world of grown-ups that the President make decisions that will propel our military into action. Our troops will crush whatever opposing force (Iran) is in the way. Then the fickle world who loved him so much will throw him under the bus.

Lastly, I want to give a shout out for former President Bill Clinton. The man was our President for two terms. He’s raised billions through his foundations for humanitarian causes all over the world. He was once called our “first Black President”. One term President Jimmy Carter has a Nobel Peace Prize. Former VICE President Al Gore has a Nobel Peace Prize. Dead terrorist and PLO leader Yassir Arafat received a Nobel Peace Prize. If Vice President Joe Biden gets one before Slick Willy, it would really show what a worthless award it truly has become.

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My name is Steven and I’m a 25 year old conservative/”republiterian”/neo-libertarian, married to a beautiful Mexican girl (from Mexico) with a Mexican aunt, a Brazilian aunt, a black uncle, and a Taiwanese-cousin-in-law. One of my best friends as a kid growing up was Bassam Shamma, a Muslim Egyptian kid who lived down the street from me. Why am I opening with such a colorful display of all these colorful people who are close to me? I’m launching a preemptive strike against all those people who are going to come to this page and write me off as a racist, fascist, whatever you want to call me. Imagine a guy married to a Mexican girl who opposes illegal immigration? He has to be a racist right! My goal of this site is to remove stereotypes and help to open your mind to some objective and engaging debate. I encourage all to post and to engage with my black uncle and me on this page. If something bores you let us know. If it sucks let us know. I want to make this site primarily educational and secondarily entertaining. This site will cover a broad range of topics from politics and world affairs, to sports, movies, music and the craziest funniest oddest true personal stories you have ever heard. I am by far your typical suburban white kid.

About Trace

Hello, I'm Trace.
I married Steven's mom's sister 20 years ago so that would make me his uncle.
I'm Black--sort of. While my father was in the Navy, he saw my mother for the first time in a hotel in Tokyo, Japan. He immediately went to a nearby florist, bought flowers, and presented them to my mom. She thought he was crazy. Neither spoke the other's language but they got married and moved back to the states. Magic.

I was born five years later. Eventually, my mom was dragging four kids around while my dad was being stationed all over the Pacific. We lived in Sunnyvale, Ca., South Central L.A., Atsugi, Japan, Agana, Guam, Barber's Point, Hi., to finally settle in Granada Hills, Ca. at the age of eleven.

I grew up thinking I was a Liberal. Through jr. high and high school my friends came from "diverse" backgrounds. Back then we would hang out looking like the teenage U.N. I thought my friends were also liberal because they hung out with ME (I was quite self-centered) until Ron (a white guy) started talking about how cool REAGAN was. WHAT!?! He also mentioned how much he despised Jesse Jackson. I decided to kick his ass. Several guys kept me back. Rich (another white guy) agreed with Ron. Rich joined the Army after high school to fly Huey Cobras over the DMZ in Korea. So did "Skip" (half Korean/half Japanese) and Ted (American Indian). The rest of the guys were pretty much apolitical (one Mexican, one Jew, one Irish-Catholic, and two half Italian/half Japanese brothers). For some reason, I had to stand up for my "race".

I heard it all: "Quit being so sensitive". "It's just an opinion...relax". "We don't think of you as Black". That did it--now Ron has to die. Finally someone says, "Do you know why we're friends? It's because we don't care about what color you are, where you're from, what kind of car you drive, or whatever! It's because we like you for you...period".

I left pissed off convinced they were wrong. Months later, most of us graduated from high school. I was going to be an artist living in some Greenich Village or Soho loft someday but I needed a job during college. A friend of mine called me and said he could get me an interview at Gemco. It was like Target, but cooler. I got the job. I met a girl who ran the toy department. I married her a few years later. The friend who got me the interview was Ron.

In 1984 I voted for Walter Mondale (D) for President.
In 1986 I voted for Tom Bradley (D) for Governor of California.
In 1988 I voted for Michael Dukakis (D) for President. One month before I was shocked when my wife (then girlfiend) said she was voting for George HW Bush. When I asked her why she said, "Because I like him".

In 1989 I met my mentor. He looked as he could have played a supporting role on The Sopranos. He was the coolest guy i'd ever met. He took me under his wing and treated me like a son. He told me he read two pages of the bible every night before he went to bed. He also read books on business, history, politics, religion, self-help, and biographies. He suggested I do the same.

So I did. In those books I found that people were successful because of their thoughts, beliefs, and actions--not because they were lucky to be born the right race, religion, or socio-economic level. Most people achieve because they believe in themselves and a "higher power". will help them succeed--not the government.

In 1990 I don't remember voting, but Pete Wilson (R) won California anyway.
In 1991 I discovered Tom Leykis, Rush Limbaugh, and Howard Stern on Talkradio.
In 1992 I voted for Ross Perot (I) because George HW Bush broke his "read my lips, no new taxes" promise.

In 1993 my daughter was born. She was delivered via emergency c-section. I had to wait in a little room with a four-foot crucified Jesus. I looked up and asked God if he had to take one of them, take the kid. There was no way I'd be able to raise her by myself.
God let me keep both of them. I registered as a Repulican a few weeks later.

In 1994 I voted for Pete Wilson (R) for Governor of California. I finally picked a winner.
In 1996 I voted for Bob Dole (R) for President.
In 1998 I voted for Dan Lungren (R) for Govenor of California. Where do we find these guys?
In 2000 I voted for George W Bush (R) and finally picked an national winner.

I agreed with him on Iraq, Afghanistan, Kyoto Protocol, and tax cuts. After that, immigration, prescription drug benefits, and spending like a drunken sailor in a whorehouse made me want to start another party. Unfortunately so many other idiots are in those parties, too.

In 2008 I voted for John McCain (R) because I couldn't vote for Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, or Fred Grandy (Iowa Congressman from 1987 to 1995, and played Gopher on The Love Boat).

So now I sit in the loyal opposition watching my country become European, but all is not lost. We still have some free speech for now and I hope to pass onto you my politically incorrect views in the future.

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