ACORN-holio!

After five undercover videos posted on BigGovernment.com and a few interviews on Fox News Channel’s O’Reilly Factor, Hannity, and Glenn Beck, the Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now, also known as ACORN is having trouble defending its employees who advise a pretend pimp and his pretend prostitute on how to start a criminal enterprise and defraud the IRS at the same time.


Filmmaker James O’Keefe ,25, and Hanna Giles, 20, went undercover as a pimp and prostitute to do the kind of investigative reporting once reserved for CBS,s 60 Minutes, NBC’s Dateline, and ABC’s 20/20. The duo went into several of ACORN’s housing divisions to inquire about setting up a whorehouse with smuggled underage El Salvadoran girls as young as thirteen. Workers in at least five locations (Baltimore, Washington DC, Brooklyn, San Bernadino, and San Diego so far) were quite happy to give them advice from what to call the “business” to how to smuggle the girls in to how to hide the money to the pimp eventually running for public office.

The first three videotapes released show O’Keefe and Giles hitting up predominantly black (I don’t say African-American unless I’m speaking of my white South African accountant) ACORN female staff members. This worried me because I thought that the race card would be pulled. ACORN quickly fired four of the scandalous employees involved. The next ACORN office videotaped visit to be released was San Bernadino whose white employee, Tresa Kaelke, volunteered she once ran her own escort service and even shot her own husband. Authorities investigated found ex-husbands very much alive. The fifth tape released has the enterprising duo interviewing a Latino man who could contact associates in Tijuana, Mexico, to smuggle in the underage El Salvadoran girls. He even awkwardly propositions Giles for some action. Leave it O’Keefe and Giles to work within the guidelines of the EEOC! They have to release a tape from an ACORN Chinatown next….


The last few weeks have been rough on ACORN. On Friday, September 11, 2009, the Census Bureau severed ties with them. On Monday, September 14, 2009, he U.S. Senate voted 83 to 7 to deny housing and community funding. The seven who voted in favor or ACORN: Dick Durbin (D) and Roland Burris (D) of Illinois, Patrick Leahy (D) and Bernard Sanders (I) of Vermont, Kirsten Gillibrand (D) of New York, Robert Casey (D) of Pennsylvania, and Sheldon Whitehouse (D) of Rhode Island. And to think people make jokes about Senators. On September 17, 2009, the White House distanced itself from ACORN. That same day, the U.S. House of Representatives voted 345 to 75 to cut off funding for ACORN. On September 20, 2009, ACORN’s CEO Bertha Lewis had to go on FOX News Sunday and questioned by Chris Wallace with Rep. Darrell Issa (R) of California sitting right next to her…the indignity!

Yesterday ACORN announced its lawsuit against O’Keefe, Giles, and Andrew Breitbart of BigGovernment.com alleging that they were illegally videotaped. Kool & the Gang! They must not have realized all the back and forth discovery that goes on in a lawsuit. ACORN may end up opening its books eventually getting the Feds involved. Nice.

ACORN is still due to receive over 8 BILLION dollars from the stimulus package which could set up a lot of whorehouses with Illegal alien underaged girls in style. Even with growing pressure from all sides, will President Obama finally throw ACORN under the bus? Doubt it—he’s not running for office at this time. It's not like they're Afghanistan.

Libyan Zombie Speaks at the UN

After President Obama spoke to the UN General Assembly yesterday basically telling the world [American was terrible to you in the past, but I'm not George W. Bush], Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi rambled on for about ninety minutes about well, everything. At first I thought something was wrong with my TV--was Qaddafi wearing makeup? Was George A. Romero making another remake of Dawn of the Dead?

I actually sat and watched Qaddafi live for almost all of it. About an hour into the "speech" I had to take a dump and wash my hands. Qaddaffi was all over the place going on tangents, making his poor interpreter sound like a retard. Qaddafi was like the idiot relative (we all have one) thats shows up for a holiday dinner and makes excuses to explain away why he's such a loser--It's everyone else's fault! He actually complained about having to make adjustments for the time difference from Tripoli to New York. His country barely knows how to make sand from rocks and he gets an international audience.

Some more of his greatest hits:

Big Powers Take Advantage of Little Powers
It's not 1945 (That Was a Long Time Ago)
Oh Saddam! (I Miss You)
Why Can't We All Be Equal?
Poor Iraq, Poor Afghanistan, Poor Palestine
Africa--We're Better than the Really Crappy Place We Were
I Can Name 50 Countries in 10 Minutes
JFK, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby (Israel Did It!)
I Heart Barack Obama
G 20, Where's My Invite?

If anything, Qaddafi 's rant was as hilarious as it was disturbing. I did find myself agreeing with him on one point: Move the UN closer to Libya. Great idea. Putting it in Libya would be waste because a ten-story mud hut would be awfully hot in the summer. Put it in Dubai where all the pretend cool of the west meets traditional east. Besides making speeches to tear down the U.S. and Israel, the "dignitaries" get in a few rounds of golf. Then Qaddafi wouldn't have to travel so far and nobody would care where he set up his tent.

You Can't Blame the Politicians for Everything: Why California voters are idiots

10 billion dollars is the amount California voters agreed to borrow to construct a high speed train to go from L.A. to San Francisco. Let me explain what the idiot California voters did. You kind of have to peel this thing apart like an onion as there are a few layers to it. First of all the idiot voters voted for a bond (which you should never do period)! This was voted for in 2008 during one of the worst economic recessions ever. I doubt that most of the people who voted for the train will ever even use it. Becuase the bond was voted in, the state government had to create another bloated bureaucracy called the "California High-speed Rail Authority" whose commission members are about to reward a $9 million, 5 year, public relations contract for people to talk about a high speed rail line. A train track needs its own public relations company that you (not me I'm not in CA right now) are going to pay $9 million for! To make matters worse, the state is taking some of the borrowed money and giving it to Sacramento hacks. Mercury Public Affairs, the public relations firm that is going to receive the contract, has as its partners, politically connected bozos; such as Fabian Nuñez, the former assembly speaker who liked to travel around the world on his $100,000 plus salary collecting high priced goods like wine and leather goods, high class resort hotels, fine food. He'd go to Paris and drop a thousand dollars buying gifts for his slime ball staff. Adam Mendelson, the governors current political adviser and former communications director, is also with Mercury Public Affairs as well as Steve Schmidt , who ran the governor's 2006 re-election campaign. It so happens to be that 5/18 staffers that Mercury wants to use on this project have worked for Schwarzenegger. 2 of the staff panelists who chose Mercury Public Affairs to take this project have also worked for Schwarzenegger.

What Tea Party?

About twenty years ago I heard for the first time someone say, "The news isn't news, it's just regulated opinion." I observed that firsthand last night.

I watched KNBC news at 11 to see how they would cover the Tea Party protest in Washington DC earlier that day. The lead story was the one year anniversary of the crash of Metrolink 111 that killed 25 and injured 134. It was a tragic local story. There was a sinkhole in Studio City. A woman got married in a hospital room so her very ill father could be present. There is a missing Yale graduate student since Tuesday that was supposed to get married today. There were eight other news stories. Then came the weather report. Then sports--USC came back to beat Ohio State on its final drive lead by true freshman Matt Barkley. Other sports scores. Then the newscast is over.



Not one mention of the Tea Party in Washington DC. Although estimates of tens of thousands to two million showed up to protest runaway BIG GOVERNMENT, KNBC news couldn't be bothered to report about it. As far as KNBC was concerned, nothing happened in DC yesterday. NBC and their parent company, GE,
are so in President Obama's back pocket, they can examine his colon. Instead of just showing the whackiest people who are protesting as they usually do, this time they report nothing. If they didn't report it, it must not have happened. Whether they show conservatives in a bad light or no light at all, NBC shows its media bias.

Did Obama Lie?

One of the things that has been getting me really upset is Obama’s claim that no where in his healthcare bill does it provide health care for illegal immigrants.  Well tonight during Obama’s

 “Look at me I’m Obama, remember?” speech South Carolina Republican Rep. Joe Wilson shouted, "You lie!" In case you missed it, here’s the clip:

Now if you go over to CNN or MSNBC right now, you’ll find discussions on how outrageous, rude, and inappropriate it was.  To tell you the truth I’m not really worrying about that.  I’m much more interested in what the hec caused Rep. Wilson to shout what he did.  I’m glad someone decided to speak out against the smoke and mirrors magic trick.  Allow me to show you how deceitful this claim is. First let’s hear Obama’s own words:

Now to be fully honest, in the bill, it says you have to be “legally present in one of the states” which is the exact phrase from the bill (whatever that means).  Note that it does not state that you have to be legally present in the United States. “Legally present in a state” is not a recognized legal term. It has no significance because they refused to install any mechanism to enforce that someone is here legally.  In other words no one is going to check and make someone prove their legal status.

Dean Heller, a congressman from Nevada introduced a bill to require the federal government to use a database to ensure that illegal immigrants were not provided state healthcare.  The bill was defeated.  There were a total of three attempts to amend the bill by republicans to ensure that there was some sort of system in place for verification and all were defeated by the democrats.  So an illegal immigrant can sign up for health care and receive tax payer dollars for it because no one is going to cheek to see if he’s here legal.  As a matter of fact, The Hispanic Caucus went to Nancy Pelosi and told her the only way they would support the bill is if a verification provision was left untouched.  They would let the democrats say what they wanted to say about it not giving insurance to illegal immigrants and bla bla bla, but they agreed that no provision would be added to the bill to verify someone was here legally.  And it just keeps on going… It also states in the bill if one person in a family is judged to be eligible, then all other people in the family are deemed to be legal.  So the family of an anchor baby can all get access to public health care paid by the hard working taxpayer.  Obama wants to have his cake and eat it to.  Don’t believe this clown. 

"And The People Said...."

Like it or not, there is growing opposition to the policies of our President. I've posted an email forwarded to me by one of our readers:

Our Leader "P-BO"
How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant.


And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as "The One."



He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who proceeded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation,
and that all he has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said " We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And the people said, "Show us the money!" And the he said, " redistribution of wealth is good for everybody."


And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.

One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom!

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will deal with radical terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"


Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So
"The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every
person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics."

And the people said, "Give me some of that!"

Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."

And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"

And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates."

So "The One" said, Not to worry.. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..."

And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.

The bank banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support..

Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have
to pay more..."

And the world said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and
a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or
shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed then and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.


And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
"give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too
late, and their homeland was no more.



You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not.
It's happening RIGHT NOW

Where does your faith in government come from?

Isn't interesting that the same people who complain about the Post Office, the DMV, public schools, and the IRS are a lot of the same people who want socialized healthcare?  Where does the faith in government come from?  I deiced to take a look at a few classics examples to show why I have none:

USPS suffered a $2.8 billion loss for the fiscal year 2008.  Slow snail mail delivery, lack of tracking, lack of customer service, and union protections are just some of the reason to blame.  The USPS eagle logo has to go.  The new logo for the USPS is the dodo bird. Of course the dodo bird is now extinct, so hopefully the Post Office becomes extinct too.   

DMV- This video says it all:

Family Guy - DMV

Now you want the same government cubicle sloth hacks running your healthcare?!?!? ARE YOU INSANE!

Once Again I’m Called a Racist

On June 11, 1982, I was sitting in Charlie and Joey’s (the Japanese-Italian brothers I mention in my bio) living room waiting for the start of the fight between heavyweight boxing champion Larry “The Easton Assassin” Holmes and challenger “Gentleman” Gerry Cooney. Wilfredo Gomez had just knocked out Juan Antonio Lopez on the undercard. The grown-ups were drinking. Everyone seemed happy. Among the adults were Charlie and Joey’s dad, Chuck, their uncle, Sam, and a few guys whose names I’ve long forgotten. One guy in particular (we’ll call him “Dick”) asked me who I thought was going to win the fight. I smilingly responded, “Holmes.” Except for the TV, the room went silent. Obviously I was in a pro-Cooney crowd.

For months boxing promoter, Don King, white supremacist groups, black militant groups,and the media turned a fight into a race relations spectacle. Violent threats were made against both fighters. Because there hadn’t been a white heavyweight champion since 1960, Gerry Cooney was cast “The Great White Hope”. The ring was placed in the Caesar’s Palace parking lot so police snipers were placed on the rooftops of the surrounding hotels just in case.

“Are you crazy?” “Aw c’mon…Cooney knocks guys out with body shots!” “Holmes is too old!” “You obviously don’t know a damn thing about boxing.” Those were a few responses hurled my way, mostly from the adults. Then with a dismissive hand gesture “Dick” said, “You’re only rooting for him because he’s black.” I was the only black in attendance. I thought to myself, “He called me a racist!” Truth be told, I didn't even like Larry Holmes. I just knew he was a better fighter. Holmes won by TKO when Cooney’s corner threw in the towel in the 13th round. I raised my arms in triumph and went home.

It was in 1990 when I first heard that black people “can’t be racist”. A black co-worker said this out loud in a group of eight guys. This former crack addict claimed since blacks did not control the power structure, they could not be racist. Everyone else in the room was white. None of them challenged him. White condescension at its finest. I challenged his bogus premise and in so doing I was called a racist. I was also a racist for marrying a white woman (it's OK to sleep with them just don't marry them), and living in a place with no culture—the suburbs. Today I still live in a cultureless suburb while I’m sure he sleeps on someone else’s cultured couch.

In the late 90’s I found myself ranting about the people working in the Drive-Thru to take my order. It didn’t matter where I went—the person on the other side of the speaker could barely speak English but were very fluent en Espanol. A Mexican immigrant who worked for me said I was racist and hated Mexicans. A few weeks later he met Jesse (born Jesus south of the border), the best man at my wedding.

About two years ago I was discussing racism in the entertainment field with two black gentlemen I play basketball with on Saturdays. One is a writer who written a few movies and worked on several TV shows. The other is an editor for one of the biggest entertainment companies in existence. At that time, I worked for a company that aspired to be on the underbelly of entertainment. Both men complained about the lack of blacks in this part and that part of entertainment. The writer was always on a “black” show. He wanted a chance to write for the “Seinfelds” or “Everybody Loves Raymonds” but he was stuck writing for “The Parent Hoods” and “Moeshas”. I asked them, “Would you rather A) be “stuck” doing what you’re doing, or B) be the President of any African country where just about everyone around you is black?” They both chose A.

A week before the 2008 Presidential election, my editor friend got into it over who we were voting for. I was voting for John McCain. My friend said I was a racist and Uncle Tom because I didn’t want to see a black man in the White House. Not true. I didn’t want to see this black man in the White House. I felt Barack Obama’s politics would make him the only black man in the White House for generations. He would screw things up so bad the country would say, “We’ve tried that already and look what happened!” Thus far I feel completely justified in my vote.


Just last week California Rep. Diane Watson (D) said about the healthcare debate, “They are spreading fear and they are trying to see that the first president that looks likes me fails.” She continued, “People look at the United States as a country that has changed its way and elected someone from Kenya and Kansas, I’ll put it like that.” So…because I want President Obama’s left-wing policies to crash and burn I hate black people? OK then if these examples I’ve presented make me a racist then call me a racist. Someone get my hood....